It's a beautiful thing, right?

Gah..if you can get past the heartburn, headaches, and hemorrhoids!

I feel like I am 100 years old. Between my sciatic nerve and my new found friends "The Hemorrhoids", life couldn't be better!

I bought a 'sitz bath' and and slowly becoming a large shareholder in Tucks.

I mean seriously, I was having issues feeling sexy before and now, well forget it. The only way I know what sexy means is to look it up in the dictionary.

I can't see my knees, my left leg cramps up when I get up from a sitting position, I burp (and fart) all night long, and it hurts to take a shit and to wipe my own ass. If this is what pregnancy is like, kill me before I get to experience what "old" feels like.